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He that doesna mind corn pickles never comes to forpits. "Get a large sheet of paper, man, and make a new pen, with a sharp neb, and a fine hair-stroke. Do not slit the quill up too high, it's a wastrife course in your trade, Andrew. They that do not mind corn pickles never come to forpits. I have known a learned man write a thousand pages with one quill."-- Fortune of Nigel. He that does you an ill turn will ne'er forgie you. He that drinks when he's no dry will be dry when he has nae drink. He that eats a boll o' meal in bannocks eats a peck a' dirt. He that eats but ae dish seldom needs the doctor. He that fa's in a gutter, the langer he lies the dirtier he is. He that fishes before the net, fishes lang or he fish get. He that gapes till he be fed may gape till he be dead. He that gets forgets, but he that wants thinks on. He that gets gear before he gets wit is but a short time maister o't. He that gies a' his gear to his bairns, tak up a beetle and ding out his harns. "Taken from the history of one John Bell, who, having given his substance to his children, was by them neglected. After he died there was found in his chest a mallet with this inscription,-- 'I, John Bell, leave here a mell, the man to fell, Who gives all to his bairns, and keeps nothing to himset'"- Kelly. He that grapes in the dark may fyle his fingers. He that hains his dinner will hae the mair to his supper. He that has a bonnie wife needs mair than twa een. He that has a dog at hame may gang to the kirk wi' a clean breast. He that has ae sheep in a flock will like a' the lave the better for't. "Spoken when we have a son at such a school, university, army, or society, we will wish the prosperity of these respective bodies upon his account."-- Kelly. He that has a goose will get a goose. Or, he that is rich already has legacies left him; as, "The fat sow's tail's aye creash'd." He that has a gude crap may thole some thistles. He that has been very fortunate can easily put up with slight drawbacks. He that has a muckle nose thinks ilka ane speaks o't. "People who are sensible of their guilt are always full of suspicion."-- Kelly. He that has a wide wame ne'er had a lang arm. That is, a corpulent person is never very active. He that has a wife has a maister. "He that's not sensible of the truth of this proverb may blot it out or pass it over."-- Kelly. He that has but ae ee maun tent it weel. He that has gall in his mouth canna spit honey. He that has his hand in the lion's mouth maun tak it out the best way he can. Meaning that he who has willingly jeopardized himself must extricate himself without assistance. He that has horns in his bosom needna put them on his head. He that has just enough can soundly sleep; the owercome only fashes folk to keep. He that has muckle wad aye hae mair. He that hasna purse to fine may hae flesh to pine. "'It will be nonsense fining me,' said Andrew, doughtily, 'that hasna a grey groat to pay a fine wi'--it's ill taking the breeks aff a Hielandman.' 'If ye hae nae purse to fine, ye hae flesh to pine,' replied the bailie, 'and I will look weel to ye getting your deserts the tae way or the tither.'"-- Rob Roy. He that hasna siller in his purse should hae silk on his tongue. He that has routh o' butter may butter his bread on baith sides. He that has siller in his purse may want a head on his shouthers. He that has twa hoards can get a third. He that hath and winna keep it, he that wants and winna seek it, he that drinks and is not dry, siller shall want as well as I. He that hews abune his head may get a spail in his ee. He who aims at things beyond his power may be injured by his projects. He that hides kens whaur to seek. He that ill does never gude weens. He who is in the habit of ill-doing himself always has a bad opinion of others. He that invented the maiden first handselled her. James, Earl of Morton, who invented the "maiden" or guillotine, was the first who suffered by it. He that isna handsome at twenty, strong at thirty, wise at forty, rich at fifty, will never be handsome, strong, wise, or rich. He that keeks through a keyhole may see what will vex him. "He who looks through a hole will discover his dole."-- Spanish. He that keeps the cat's dish keeps her aye crying. He that kens what will be cheap or dear, needs be a merchant but for half-a-year. As the exercise of his foresight will enable him to acquire a competency in that time. He that kisses his wife at the market cross will hae mony to teach him. He that lacks my mare may buy my mare. Used when a person disparages an article that he may secure it to himself. He that laughs alane will mak sport in company. He that lends his pot may seethe his kail in his loof. He that lends money to a friend has a double loss. Because he loses both his money and his friend. He that lends you hinders you to buy. He that lippens to chance lippens his back to a slap. He that lippens to lent ploughs may hae his land lang lea. He that relies on favours being granted is liable to disappointment. He that lives on hope has a slim diet. He that lo'es law will soon get his fill o't. He that looks not ere he loup will fa' ere he wat. He that looks to freets, freets will follow him. "He that notices superstitious observances (such as spilling of salt, Childermass day, or the like) it will fall to him accordingly."-- Kelly. He that maks friends fear'd o' his wit should be fear'd o' their memories. He that marries a beggar gets a louse for a tocher. He that marries a daw eats muckle dirt. He who is connected with a "daw," or drab, has many troubles to put up with. He that marries a widow and twa dochters has three back doors to his house. Or, as Kelly quotes, "three stark thieves ; because his wife will put away things to them, or for them." He that marries a widow will hae a dead man's head often thrown in his dish. He that marries before he's wise will dee ere he thrive. He that middles wi' tulzies may come in for the redding stroke. He that never eats flesh thinks harigals a feast. Parallel to the English proverb, "He who never eats flesh thinks pudding a dainty." He that never rade never fell. He that never thinks will ne'er be wise. He that oppresses honesty ne'er had ony. He that pays his debt begins to mak a stock. He that pays last ne'er pays twice. He that pities another minds himsel. He that plants trees lo'es ithers beside himsel. He that plays wi' fools and bairns maun e'en play at the chucks. When a man mixes with children, or fools or rogues, he must adapt himself to them. "What signifies what I desired, man? when a wise man is with fules and bairns, he maun e'en play at the chucks. But you should have had mair sense and consideration than to gie Babie Charles and Steenie their ain gate; they wad hae floored the very rooms wi' silver, and I wonder they didna."-- Fortunes of Nigel. He that pleads his ain cause has a fool for his client. He that puts the cat in the pock kens best how to tak her out. He that puts on the public gown maun aff the private person. A maxim of proverbial philosophy which many persons in petty authority might practise with advantage--to the public. He that rides ahint anither doesna saddle when he pleases. That is, he who is dependent on another must submit to his superior's authority. He that rides or he be ready wants aye some o' his graith. He that's angry opens his mouth and steeks his een. That is, vents himself in abuse without looking into the details of the case. He that's aught the cow gangs nearest the tail. He that has most interest in an undertaking or property is willing to run a greater risk than he that has none. He that says what he likes will hear what he doesna like. He that's born to a plack 'll ne'er get a pound. He that's born to be hanged will never be drowned. He that's crabbit without cause should mease without amends. He that seeks alms for Godsake begs for twa. He that seeks motes gets motes. He that seeks trouble 'twere a pity he should miss it. He that sells his wares for words maun live by the loss. He that's far frae his gear is near his skaith. A man who is away from his property, or not sufficiently careful of it, is liable to be wronged in his absence. He that's first up's no aye first ser'd. He that shames, let him be shent. "An old Scottish proverb not now used, scarcely understood: a wish that he who exposes his neighbour may come to shame himself."-- Kelly. He that shows his purse tempts the thief. He that's ill o' his harboury is gude at the way-kenning. He that is unwilling that a visitor or friend should remain in his house, is very ready to give information as to the way home, and the advantages of following it. He that's ill to himsel will be gude to naebody. He that sleeps wi' dogs maun rise wi' flaes. Or, he who keeps bad company will be contaminated by it. He that's mann'd wi' boys and hors'd wi' colts will hae his meat eaten and his wark ill done. In sarcastic allusion to those who entrust matters of importance to youthful or inexperienced persons. "Because," as Kelly says, "the boy will neglect his business, and the colt will throw him." He that's no my friend at a pinch is no my friend at a'. He that spares to speak spares to speed. That is, he who is afraid to speak for his own advancement when an opportunity occurs, does injury to himself. He that speaks the thing he shouldna will hear the thing he wouldna. He that speaks to himsel speaks to a fool. He that speaks wi' a draunt an' sells wi' a cant, is right like a snake in the skin o' a saunt. This humorous but withal libellous expression of opinion literally means, that they who speak in drawling, canting terms are wolves in sheep's clothing. He that speers a' gets wit but o' pairt. He that speers a' opinions comes ill speed. He that spends before he thrives will beg before he thinks. He that spends his gear before he gets 't will hae but little gude o't. He that spits against the wind spits in his ain face. He that's poor when he's married shall be rich when he's buried. He that's rede for windlestraes should never sleep on leas. Equivalent to the English saying, "He that's afraid of the wagging of feathers must keep from among wild fowl;" and the Dutch one, "He who is afraid of leaves must not go to the wood." He that's scant o' wind shouldna meddle wi' the chanter. A "chanter" is the drone of a bagpipe, and a good supply of wind is required to fill it. Proverbially applied to those who undertake more than they are able to accomplish. He that steals a preen may steal a better thing. He that steals can hide. He that strikes my dog wad strike mysel if he daur'd. He that stumbles twice at ae stane deserves to break his shin bane. For not removing the stumbling-block at first. He that's welcome fares weel. He that thinks in his bed has a day without a night. He that tholes owercomes. To "thole" is to suffer or endure. He that tigs wi' a stranger pays the smart. He that tigs wi' the tailor gets a button in his sleeve. He that tines his siller is thought to hae tint his wit. Meaning that he who willingly loses or risks money is readily supposed to be a fool. He that wants content canna sit easy in his chair. He that wants to strike a dog ne'er wants stick. He that wears black maun wear a brush on his back. He that will be angry for onything will be angry for naething. He that will to Cupar maun to Cupar. Applied to foolish or reckless persons who persist in carrying on projects in the face of certain failure, of which they have been duly advised. Why Cupar, the capital of the kingdom of Fife, should have been selected as typical of such "pig-headedness," we are unable to say. He that winna be counselled canna be helped. He that winna hear Mother Hood shall hear Stepmother Hood. "That is, they who will not be prevailed upon by fair means, shall meet with harsher treatment."- Kelly. He that winna lout and lift a preen will ne'er be worth a groat. That is, he who despises trifles will never be rich. He that winna thole maun flit mony a hole. He who will not bear the crosses of the world patiently only increases his sorrows in trying to evade them. He that winna use the means maun dree the moans. He that winna when he may, shanna when he wad. "Spoken of him who has refused a good offer, and then would have it again "-- Kelly. He that woos a maiden maun come seldom in her sight: he that woos a widow maun ply her day and night. He that would climb the tree maun tak care o' his grip. He that would eat the kernal maun crack the nut. He that would pu' the rose maun sometimes be scarted wi' the thorns. He thinks himsel nae sheepshank. Spoken of conceited persons who think themselves of great consequence. He tines bottles gathering straes. A variation of "He starts at straes, and lets windlins gae." "Ye hae found it to your cost, that she is a most unreasonable, narrow, contracted woman, and wi' a' her 'conomical througality--her direction-books to mak grozart wine for deil-be-licket, and her Katy Fisher's cookery, whereby she would gar us trow she can mak fat kail o' chucky-stanes and an auld horse-shoe--we a' ken, and ye ken, laird, warst o' a', that she flings away the pease, and maks her hotch-potch wi' the shawps, or, as the auld bye-word says, tynes bottles gathering straes"-- The Entail. Het kail cauld, nine days auld, spell ye that in four letters. The key to this childish puzzle is to be found in the word that: it has no deeper meaning. Het love, hasty vengeance. Het sup, het swallow. He wad gang a mile to flit a sow. "Spoken of sauntering persons, who would take any pretence to go from their proper business."-- Kelly. He was miss'd by the water, but caught by the widdie. He has escaped drowning only to be hanged, as "He that is to be hanged will never be drowned--unless the water goes over the gallows."-- Dutch.
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